The Funniest Five Thousand Jokes, part 1

This first book contains five thousand jokes from a variety of sources from both famous and ordinary people. Hopefully they’ll bring a smile to your face, a grin to your mouth and maybe make your fingers scratch your head every now and then. The jokes are mostly in a couple of sentences of just a paragraph, covering various topics such as animal, insects, art, beauty, camping, cannibals, children, circus, computers & technology, diets and many many more. With over 400 pages, you’ll be occupied with laughter for a long long time.

Excerpt

#1731 – I just asked out a girl I’ve known for years and I’m distraught. The most attractive person you could ever meet, eyes that you can’t help but stare into, wit that could get everyone laughing, an unmatched smile that could warm anyone’s heart. Why she turned that down I don’t know.

#1913 – Before I go to sleep I always do some light reading. It’s a lot easier than dark reading.